Corrupt A Wish [Game]

Corrupt A Wish
While finding different forum games for us to play I came across this one called "Corrupt A Wish" similar to the Make A Wish game on BelieveInWinx on this game you add an ironic and funny consequence to that wish and also make a wish of his/her own.
Example:
i wish i was rich

granted but your account is frozen
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Let's Begin:
I want a penguin zoo!